CLARENCE HOUSE: Preliminary designs of Kate Middleton's wedding dress were stolen last night from the back of vintage 1935 3.5 litre Lagonda Rapide motor car.
The £250,000 car is the prize possession of one of England's premier costume designers. It was parked in a private mews just behind Clarence House, Prince Charles' official London residence. The owner, whose name has yet to be released, was inside the house paying 'her' first call on Kate Middleton to carry out preliminary measurements.
An official described the design as looking very similar to the dress worn by Prince William's great grandmother at her wedding to the future King George VI on April 26th 1923.
That Elizabeth Bowes Lyon dress was designed by Madame Handley Seymour in typical 1920's 'flapper' style.
"It was considered unflattering at the time", said an expert last night. If Kate Middleton is really planning to revive that look for her wedding in April, she'll instantly become the Princess Di of 21st century fashion design".
"She'll look sensational".
Meanwhile police are looking for a team of thieves, believed to have specifically targeted the mystery fashion designer.
"Kate can forget that dress already", explained a detective last night. They'll be making it by the thousand in sweatshops from New Delhi to Shanghai by lunchtime today", he said.
By Monday it'll be in every cheap dress shop from Oxford Street to Central Liverpool.
"If she wants to be original, she might as well go out and buy a mini skirt".
This is Juanita Juan on Royal Duty for CJN
source:http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i90889The £250,000 car is the prize possession of one of England's premier costume designers. It was parked in a private mews just behind Clarence House, Prince Charles' official London residence. The owner, whose name has yet to be released, was inside the house paying 'her' first call on Kate Middleton to carry out preliminary measurements.
An official described the design as looking very similar to the dress worn by Prince William's great grandmother at her wedding to the future King George VI on April 26th 1923.
That Elizabeth Bowes Lyon dress was designed by Madame Handley Seymour in typical 1920's 'flapper' style.
"It was considered unflattering at the time", said an expert last night. If Kate Middleton is really planning to revive that look for her wedding in April, she'll instantly become the Princess Di of 21st century fashion design".
"She'll look sensational".
Meanwhile police are looking for a team of thieves, believed to have specifically targeted the mystery fashion designer.
"Kate can forget that dress already", explained a detective last night. They'll be making it by the thousand in sweatshops from New Delhi to Shanghai by lunchtime today", he said.
By Monday it'll be in every cheap dress shop from Oxford Street to Central Liverpool.
"If she wants to be original, she might as well go out and buy a mini skirt".
This is Juanita Juan on Royal Duty for CJN
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